Journal entry

Asteroid to hit Earth on Sunday, April 13, 2036?

What are you doing on Sunday, April 13, 2036? Let’s hope you’re not bending over and kissing your pasty ass good-bye. Asteroid “99942 Apophis” has a 1 in 5,560 chance of hitting Earth on that day. Don’t lose too much sleep though; there’s a 99.98% chance everything will be fine. Click “1.8e-04″ to see the odds.