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God I had a great day with my Girl yesterday. We got up early and spend a good few hours talking about everything and anything from the demise of the dinosaurs to religion. One of those great conversations you have that start out on one thing, and somehow end on ten entirely different topics.
Following this stimulating conversation we decided to walk into town and have breakfast in some random cafe, get some photos printed for my sister in law, buy a journal for my girlfriend, some pots for my pot (no not Ive got the munchies kind of pot) plants, and a new card holder for me.
After all this was done we headed back to our flat with the intent to pot my plants in their new pots, but unfortunately we didn’t have any potting mix (well done us) so we decided to head over to my parents place out in the country to get some from them and discuss the plan of building some stuff on Sunday (today).
Once we arrived at my parents it was soon apparent that there was no potting mix and we would have to get some from the gardening store. Now something cool/hella gross happened. My mother informs me that a cow had floated onto our property during the recent flooding in our area, could I please go get rid of it for her.
So I head down our farm to check out this cow. Once I got to where it was I realised just how difficult this task was going to be. You see the cow had somehow got jammed into a large drain head first with its hind legs pointing towards the sky. So at this point I realised the odds of me being able to get this 1000kg cow out of the drain was slim to none without a crane, and I couldn’t just bury it in the drain because it would block it up. So my only option was fire!
So after about 10 minutes of looking in awe of the shear number of maggots in the animal I started to douse it in petrol (the maggots didn’t like that much) as best I could. After a lot of petrol was on the animal I felt it was about time to light this sucker up. Leaning back from the hole as much as I could I lit up a match and chucked it down the drain, to which I was greeted with a suitably loud bang and a nice burst of flame reached to the sky; A very satisfying experience.
Anyway after this I headed back to the house and talked to my dad and he decided he was going to take us all out to dinner. This presented me with a bit of a problem, I didn’t want to miss out on a family dinner but a friend of mine had given me tickets to a basket ball game that night. So rather than just waste these tickets we turned up at the game and gave them away to a young family, who were very appreciative (we gave all the credit to the friend of course).
Now in a rush to make it to dinner on time we zoomed to the restaurant to be greeted by the worst customer service in the history of restaurants. Its really sad to see a good place to eat turn so very bad, but it was truly a joke how bad things were. To start with they didn’t have any vegetables! So anything on the menu with vegetables in it we couldn’t have! Then all of our mains came out, before our appetisers! It was the first time I actually felt like leaving a restaurant it was just that bad, luckily we are a light hearted lot so we all had a good laugh about it.
Yeah anyway I had better get my a into g or Ill never get anything done today, tata for now 😄